After reading today’s news I have two questions. One, do you have to actually look down and focus on your underwear while putting it on (unless maybe it is to tight to actually get on)? Two, why would a 52 year old be wearing a blue thong with rhinestones that form a heart? A lady is suing Victoria’s Secret cause her thong apparently poked her eye out, last year. While she was putting it on, the metal piece at the waste line apparently broke and hit her in the eye, cutting her eye. She was able to drive home from work though. Metal doesn’t usually break unless it is under stress. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about a nice fitting, tight thong… actually, I would rather promote them. I just have this funny feeling that maybe this lady was trying to fit into something she just shouldn’t have been fitting in to. Not to mention, does it really take a year to decide to go after some one legally?

So part of my weekend at the races, Iowa Speedway for the IRL race, includes golfing on Saturday. My uncle works for Firestone. They provide all the tires for the IRL. So I’ll get to spend time at the hospitality tent and in the pits… pretty much where ever I want to go. This is a great opportunity. The problem, I have to make it through Saturday on the golf course. I haven’t swung a golf club for 15 years so I went out to the driving range last night. I have to say, I don’t recalling quitting golf cause I sucked but I definitely suck now. I’m far better at Tiger Woods on the PS3 and I’ve only played that once. At least I’ll get my work out while I’m on vacation. Swinging a golf club 200 times in 18 holes has to be a decent work out.

I would like to give my personal spin on how conversations work over text or im or even email. Person A asks question… Person B answers question. Person B does not ask another question unless they have already answered the first question appropriately. I don’t enjoy typing on my phone. I don’t enjoy 20 questions to get one answer. I don’t enjoy waiting for people to respond when they feel they have time. Cut down on all the wasted technology bandwidth by answering questions with answers, instead of questions… it would make the world a much happier place.

I have to say this new “procedure” for posting is working much better. Shorter blogs that are more frequent vs fewer blogs that are crazy long. Fixing the blog by email was a great idea!